RECYCLED - Hope Your Birthday Is A Cut Above Sale! from 379 /per Qty. Add to Cart This item is currently on backorder but you can still purchase it now and we'll ship as soon as more become available. Front: I just cut a dozen silent farts. What should I do? Get your ears checked. I heard 'em loud and clear. Inside: Hope your birthday is a cut above! Size: 4.25 x 6.25 Qty available:1 Tweet